Quote of the Day:

A. Whitney Brown

  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
  • Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
  • Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.
  • The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
  • A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
  • That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
  • I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
  • I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
  • The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.