Quote of the Day:

Dane Cook

  • I'm a late-night guy.
  • I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
  • When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
  • I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.
  • I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
  • When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.
  • Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show.
  • When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
  • In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
  • People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.