Quote of the Day:

Earl Wilson

  • Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
  • A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  • You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
  • Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
  • Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
  • Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
  • Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
  • Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
  • One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.