Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
I use a Bruce Lee technique: 'The way of no way.' He had the idea that he would learn everything, so that whoever he had to fight, he could improvise anything. The best way of starting a gig is just to not think of anything - to clear your mind, not in an empty Zen state, but more just to go on and see where you go.
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.