Quote of the Day:

Eddie Izzard

  • Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
  • Never put a sock in a toaster.
  • I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
  • So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
  • If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
  • If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
  • I use a Bruce Lee technique: 'The way of no way.' He had the idea that he would learn everything, so that whoever he had to fight, he could improvise anything. The best way of starting a gig is just to not think of anything - to clear your mind, not in an empty Zen state, but more just to go on and see where you go.
  • I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
  • There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
  • I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.