Quote of the Day:

Finley Peter Dunne

  • Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
  • Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
  • Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
  • The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
  • The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.
  • One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
  • The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
  • There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.
  • It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
  • A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.