Quote of the Day:

Flip Wilson

  • The devil made me do it.
  • Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
  • When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
  • If I could marry my motorcycle, I'd roll her right up to the altar.
  • You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
  • Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
  • The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a putdown of women. She's smart, she's trustful, she's loyal, she's sassy.
  • Variety shows didn't disappear; it was the caliber of the artists, the classic vaudevillians that have passed on. They are gone, so there's a different caliber performer that's come along that hasn't had the time to work in the small clubs and get the experience.
  • I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.'
  • The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.