When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
If I could marry my motorcycle, I'd roll her right up to the altar.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a putdown of women. She's smart, she's trustful, she's loyal, she's sassy.
Variety shows didn't disappear; it was the caliber of the artists, the classic vaudevillians that have passed on. They are gone, so there's a different caliber performer that's come along that hasn't had the time to work in the small clubs and get the experience.
I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.'
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.