Quote of the Day:

Fran Lebowitz

  • You're only as good as your last haircut.
  • The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
  • In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
  • Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
  • The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  • My favorite animal is steak.
  • Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
  • Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
  • Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
  • As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.