The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
My favorite animal is steak.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.