Quote of the Day:

Gabriel Iglesias

  • I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.
  • I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.'
  • I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.
  • You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.
  • I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses, it's about how he entertains you the whole time you're watching.
  • Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.
  • I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.
  • I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.
  • I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.
  • I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.