Quote of the Day:

Garry Shandling

  • Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
  • I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
  • My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
  • I have this very abstract idea in my head. I wouldn't even want to call it stand-up, because stand-up conjures in one's mind a comedian with a microphone standing onstage under a spotlight telling jokes to an audience. The direction I'm going in is eventually, you won't know if it's a joke or not.
  • Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?
  • Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
  • I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
  • Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
  • I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
  • I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame.