All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!
If elected, I will win.
We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.