Quote of the Day:

Pat Paulsen

  • All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
  • So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.
  • You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!
  • If elected, I will win.
  • We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.
  • The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
  • The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
  • A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?
  • I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
  • It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.